F#cking Dating – The Doc

Oh the Dr… this may have been the strangest ‘get’ in my entire life. I had met this woman on a site. And was stunned to find her interested in me. We started talking and we were pairing like old souls.

Oh the Dr… this may have been the strangest ‘get’ in my entire life. I had met this woman on a site. And was stunned to find her interested in me. We started talking and we were pairing like old souls. We just knew how to touch each other physically and intellectually. But there was a catch. She had a boyfriend but they were kind of on and off. She never really said off or on. I was smart/dumb enough not to ask.

She really should have been a contestant on the Bachelor or the Bachelorette. She was that pretty. 5′ 5 long blonde hair, gorgeous green eyes and an athletic body with just the right bit of softness. She was also 28 and an oncologist. AND had a fucking British accent as she grew up just outside of London. Mind blowing.

We would walk around and I am sure getting some WTF’s from people. We both kind of found it funny and liked to play it up. Even if I have a youthful look it was clear there was an age difference. Plus she could just be THAT HOT it is that simple. Talking to her in person was like an aphrodisiac.

I call her the most objectively attractive woman I ever have been with in my life. Not just for the looks alone although that would probably qualify her. But the Oncologist part and she was doing it because her mom died of cancer, was so amazing. And she was brilliant. And that fucking accent. It’s all very swoony.

We played out some fantasies that feel still unreal but one in particular she had was giving me oral sex in a very public place in the car. So one day I just pulled into a fairly conspicuous parking lot and pulled down my pants and looked at her. She smiled so wide. She immediately took me in her mouth. The other part of this fantasy was that she wanted to swallow. But she said she was intimated by how much I came.

So this was an exercise in efficiency it was hot but the idea was she wanted to make me cum as quickly as possible. The entire thing was amazing and so hot. Almost mind blowing. She felt so good and I was so turned on as I heard her moan through out. Then it was time I gave her the warning and suddenly she pulled away at the right moment. And I exploded into the ether. I swear I came so hard and I closed my eyes just in case.

We both belly laughed for 5 minutes, but we were about to keep laughing because we couldn’t find “it”. Jokingly I would tease her “where did it go why did you pull away? As we laughed through it. All I could think about was the movie “Something About Mary.” And we just continued to laughed so hard. I said “I can’t believe this but we should go.” As we were getting late to where we wanted to be.

So we started driving to where we were going when suddenly I heard something. It was a drip. Ummmm yep there “it” was stuck to the ceiling. I had to pull over as the laughter was too much to drive. On top of it I had just cleaned out my car and had literally nothing to clean it with. I joked that she had a PHD and I was 20 years in technology and we didn’t think to look on the headliner of the car.

Once I composed myself I drove to the store to get paper towels all the while this hazard was dripping in between us. Splat right on my center console every 15-20 seconds or so. It was maybe the most comical sexperience I have ever had. In one of the most interesting ‘relationships’ I have ever had. We giggled for a long time. I love funny sex stories.

Enjoy if you have never seen the part in something about mary, enjoy!

Author: Matt

Hi, I’m Matt. Just your average uneventful guy. Dedicated Dad, emapth, and nurturer. Going through something I couldn’t possible ever thought possible. My story is called Broken. About an affair at the end of a long marriage and how ultimately I experienced the worst heartbreak of my life. It's honest, raw, and a little bit entertaining. I hope to share my story so people can learn while being therapeutic for myself.

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